why you should stop feeling sorry for me

a moment i saw once in nyc.
the true terror was that WE once didn’t exist, and then, through no fault of our own, we had to. -dan chaon, you remind me of me

i’m the first one to admit it—my maternal instinct was installed with faulty wiring.  i was never one of those girls who imagined the day she’d become a mother, and i suppose i haven’t yet become one.  over the years i’ve vacillated about having kids—it’s been like a really fucked up game of hopscotch.  jump with two feet: no way, no kids.  one foot down: maybe, but i feel off-balance and a little bit like i might throw up.

recently, i’ve hit a good long stretch of two feet firmly down, and people have a hard time understanding that.  here are some questions that people have asked me about friends who don’t have kids (and i can only assume have been asked about me):

  • what’s wrong with her?
  • is she barrren?
  • is she a lesbian?

to my face, what i get is mostly pity followed by reassurance—reasons why i should hold off on blowing my spinster-brains out.  one time, when an extraordinarily pregnant woman found out that i was without mate and without child, pity began to ooze out of her like honey.  she cocked her head to the side, raised her eyebrows and made this terribly sad scrunchy face.  “don’t worry,” she consoled,  “a few years ago i hadn’t even met my husband yet, and now look at me!” ok take it easy there preggo.

did i assume that you backed your way into your life by getting knocked up accidentally?  did i project all of my deepest fears onto you and tell you not to worry because in 18 years you’ll be free?  no, i did not.  so please extend me the same courtesy.  don’t assume that my unmarried status and empty womb are causes for concern—colossal fuck-ups and/or fate’s cruel hand at work.  they’re not.  they’re conscious choices.

so what is it that’s informed those choices?  i’m glad you asked.

i love kids.  as a nanny, i get to see some really cool shit.  i get to watch as these kids see things for the first time and then help them as they grapple with complex issues from inside their mini-brains.  kids teach me about resilience and curiosity and staying present in each day.  there is no better feeling in the world than when my 2 year-old charge comes running across the ballet studio and jumps into my arms, absolutely giddy with glee to show me the dinosaur stamps that her teacher just gave her.  kids make me feel loved and needed and fulfilled.

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but they are also perfect tyrants—little ids running around with dripping noses who want every need satisfied IMMEDIATELY and who have no idea how much work they are.  they don’t understand how lucky they are to take naps, they don’t repay you any of the money that they cost you, and the only time they want to do anything for themselves is when you’re running late.  (and on a personal note, kids of all ages and genders have always felt entitled to grab my boobs and fondle them at will.)  all of which is child’s play compared to the kind of psychological warfare that they engage in as they get older.  anyone who says that kids don’t take all the strength and patience you can muster to do an endless and thankless job—well either they’re lying or they have nannies around the clock.

and since we’re talking honestly here, let’s talk about sex (insert Salt-n-Pepa melody here).  as any good red-blooded american woman, i have some deep-seated issues about my worth as it relates to my body and my desirability.  the temptress-quotient i call it, the roots of which are complicated and often opaque, but suffice it to say it is a deeply embedded issue that’s about a lot more than just fitting into my skinny jeans. it’s about what i’ve seen happen to relationships and what i’ve witnessed people doing in pursuit of missing pleasure.  it’s about examples that have been set for me as well as experiences of my own.  it’s about how things change over time in ways you can’t even imagine, and about all the pieces of self that i’ve watched so many women put away after having kids.  it’s about the fears that are activated by the thought of what motherhood would do to my entire sense of personhood.  and, of course, it’s about fitting into my skinny jeans.

a moment i saw once in san francisco.
a moment i saw once in san francisco.

it comes down to a few simple questions: am i up for the job of being responsible for another human being?  have i become everything i need to be for myself in order to be a good parent?  am i capable of giving a child everything she deserves?

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let me be clear about something—i’m not saying that my reasoning is necessarily sound.  i’m not saying that you can’t be a temptress once you become a mom (i know plenty of smokin-hot mothers), or that i won’t wake up ten years from now and regret not experiencing something as profound as motherhood.  maybe everyone’s right—maybe i’d feel differently if they were my own kids; maybe the joy of being a parent would make all of the hard work and heartbreak worth it.  my reasons are probably selfish and vain and drenched in fear, but i’ve spent a great deal of time grappling with them. this hasn’t just happened to me.  nothing ever does.

so let’s make a deal preggo—let’s not exchange condolences on the lives that we’ve chosen for ourselves.  let’s assume that we’re both exactly where we want to be.

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6 thoughts on “why you should stop feeling sorry for me

  1. Carolyn October 17, 2015 / 9:08 am

    Most people assume. They ask “How old are your children?” or “How many children do you have?” Others will ask “Do you?” It’s when my husband and/or I answer, “No, we don’t,” and frequently, people seem struck mute, unable to/unclear how to proceed with the conversation. Sometimes I’ll quickly add information about my 19 nieces and nephews or how I taught young children
    for years. Recently, I just sit with the silence for awhile and then ask about his/her/their offspring.

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  2. KMac October 18, 2015 / 6:14 pm

    Its clearly a form of prejudice, right? People (mostly women?) are bringing a set of preconceived notions about what your life is supposed to look like to their interactions with you. And these assumptions are based on you gender and age. Is it sexism? genderism? wombism? breederism? Whatever it is, its offensive.

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  3. Nicole Johnson November 12, 2015 / 10:56 pm

    You should do the thing that is right for you. I have four kids and each and every day is a mixture of wonder and heartache…I think that’s what motherhood is. I would never choose any other life, but I do understand and respect other choices. I hate when people feel sorry for you for the conscious choices you’ve made for you and for your life. Some people have looked at me as if they feel sorry that I’ve decided to have a large family. They are judgey assholes. We all just need to keep on keepin’ on.

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  4. Carrie Phillips November 13, 2015 / 1:08 am

    Well I am firmly for no kids. Here is why. I don’t hate kids but their parents really annoy me. I don’t know what happens to people’s brains and lives once they enter but people with kids tend to sort of suck. All they think about talk about is their kids every disgusting little thing. Like they never existed before kids. And put mom’s together and they will go on for hours. BORING… It’s fine if u want kids but parents would be a lot more fun and interesting if the kids didn’t become the center of everything. So there’s that and I love my sleep. Those are my readons. Deal with it

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  5. JP November 13, 2015 / 3:12 am

    Even though I am extreamly kind to other people’s children and volunteer with children of all backgrounds I am still judged. My favorite example of this judgment is when my boyfriend was telling a women (a mother of two) about me and said, no she doesn’t want children in the matter of fact way that I explain it and the women gasped and said “well isn’t that a Red Flag” as if it was a clear indication that I was a horrible individual, and not suited to be with a man who has children. She had never even met me ….

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